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By Will Self

Will Self has been praised via the hot York occasions ebook assessment as “a high-powered satirical weapon” and Cock & Bull is one among his so much outrageous works of fiction

“Cock: A Novelette” is the tale of a girl who grows a completely useful penis. “Bull: A Farce” is the tale of a guy who acquires a vagina and all its spouse elements. There are, despite the fact that, problems. Cock & Bull, the e-book that brought an enfant poor of English letters to an American viewers, has quick develop into a vintage of blistering satire.

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No one argued with any one about anything. No one agreed with anyone. About what? But, anyway, it’s not important, Ferfichkin. No, I am completely satisfied with the evening spent there . ” The lady remained almost calm, just called me a “bastard” and added an epithet to that word which I would have been proud of, if it had been 1958 and I’d been 12 years old, but it is 1982 now, and these days I consider it almost an expletive. And the next day was marvellous. I had a good sleep, turned on the television and saw a bald-headed comrade, 45 the well-known novella w riter Plastronov, winner of all sorts of prizes, making a speech.

But, anyway, it’s not important, Ferfichkin. No, I am completely satisfied with the evening spent there . ” The lady remained almost calm, just called me a “bastard” and added an epithet to that word which I would have been proud of, if it had been 1958 and I’d been 12 years old, but it is 1982 now, and these days I consider it almost an expletive. And the next day was marvellous. I had a good sleep, turned on the television and saw a bald-headed comrade, 45 the well-known novella w riter Plastronov, winner of all sorts of prizes, making a speech.

O 16 “And incidentally, home-baked milk is very easy to make. Simply take some milk, pour it into a dish, pot, or any other earthenw are container, and place it in the plate warm er of a traditional Russian stove which has just been allowed to go out, and leave it there for any length of tim e,” explained Uncle Kolya, adding angrily: “ And don’t interrupt me by saying there isn’t a traditional Russian stove to be had in Vienna, and therefore no old-fashioned plate warm er to draw in the residual heat from the stove.

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