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By Terry Southern, Mason Hoffenberg

The sensational bestseller—a parody of Voltaire's satire Candide—about the attractive naïf who purely desires to actually provide of herself

Candy, that ideal, lovely, blameless woman, was once born on Valentine's Day, and her Daddy says that's why she's so attractive. At her collage in Racine, Wisconsin, in Professor Mephisto's lecture on philosophy and the way "deep and aching are the desires of man," sweet turns out to take his pronouncement to middle, dedicating the remainder of her days to, as Southern and Hoffenberg placed it, "bringing the candy balm of her heat to all these lonely males on her exhausting route to religious enlightenment." there's the hunchback who motives her to cry out in wild abandon, "Your hump! supply me your hump!", the crazed gynecologist within the bar toilet who "examines" her, the salacious aunt, her father's lecherous dual brother, and the nutty Cracker beginning, the place her guru initiates her into the paranormal realm of "glandular mastery." it truly is in Tibet, in the course of an earthquake, holy guy and the Buddha jointly lead her to complete . . . enlightenment.

Originally released lower than a pseudonym, this booklet had the original honor of being banned in France, in basic terms to develop into one of many bestselling novels of Nineteen Sixties America—one that introduced Southern and Hoffenberg either reputation and infamy. A e-book that, besides Lolita, broke the grip of yank literary censorship, sweet leaves you tantalized, scandalized, and susceptible with laughter.

This book good points an illustrated biography of Terry Southern together with infrequent photographs and never-before-seen files from the author's property and a longer biography of Mason Hoffenberg.

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Candy

The sensational bestseller—a parody of Voltaire's satire Candide—about the attractive naïf who basically desires to really provide of herself

Candy, that ideal, lovable, blameless woman, used to be born on Valentine's Day, and her Daddy says that's why she's so appealing. At her university in Racine, Wisconsin, in Professor Mephisto's lecture on philosophy and the way "deep and aching are the desires of man," sweet turns out to take his pronouncement to center, dedicating the remainder of her days to, as Southern and Hoffenberg placed it, "bringing the candy balm of her heat to all these lonely males on her onerous route to religious enlightenment. " there's the hunchback who reasons her to cry out in wild abandon, "Your hump! provide me your hump! ", the crazed gynecologist within the bar rest room who "examines" her, the salacious aunt, her father's lecherous dual brother, and the nutty Cracker beginning, the place her guru initiates her into the magical realm of "glandular mastery. " it truly is in Tibet, in the course of an earthquake, holy guy and the Buddha jointly lead her to complete . . . enlightenment.

Originally released less than a pseudonym, this booklet had the original honor of being banned in France, purely to develop into one of many bestselling novels of Nineteen Sixties America—one that introduced Southern and Hoffenberg either reputation and infamy. A ebook that, in addition to Lolita, broke the grip of yank literary censorship, sweet leaves you tantalized, scandalized, and vulnerable with laughter.

This e-book beneficial properties an illustrated biography of Terry Southern together with infrequent photographs and never-before-seen files from the author's property and a longer biography of Mason Hoffenberg.

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Ein radikal-demokratisches Kampfblatt aus Augsburg! Was für eine Zeit! Heute können Sie froh sein, wenn Sie im Café eine lesbare Zeitung kriegen. Im Hinterzimmer vom Stehely hat vielleicht Bakunin dem Marx erklärt, wie man einen Molotow-Cocktail so platziert, dass ein Ruck durch die Gesellschaft geht! Jetzt bin ich ein wenig ins Schwärmen gekommen, aber dass der Niedergang Preußens am selben Ort seinen Anfang nahm, darf nicht unerwähnt bleiben. Am 22. März 1848 begann der Abstieg Preußens. Auf 62 der Treppe des Nationaltheaters, als die Leichen der Aufständischen zu einer Pyramide gestapelt wurden.

Mir fallen nur zwei ein – und die sind bezeichnenderweise in ihren Parteien ein Auslaufmodell: Thierse und Geißler. Der eine ist katholischer Sozialdemokrat und der andere ein Jesuitenzögling. Das kränkt mich. Bitter für einen protestantischen Atheisten mit preußischer Seele. Aber beide werden in ihren Reihen nicht mehr für voll genommen. Aber so sind sie, die Katholiken: immer wieder lichte Momente. Doch letztlich prüft der Herr die Seinen: Er schickt ihnen Angela Merkel, eine ostdeutsche Protestantin.

Welcher Konservative ist denn im Bundestag noch persönlich glaubwürdig, frage ich Sie? Mir fallen nur zwei ein – und die sind bezeichnenderweise in ihren Parteien ein Auslaufmodell: Thierse und Geißler. Der eine ist katholischer Sozialdemokrat und der andere ein Jesuitenzögling. Das kränkt mich. Bitter für einen protestantischen Atheisten mit preußischer Seele. Aber beide werden in ihren Reihen nicht mehr für voll genommen. Aber so sind sie, die Katholiken: immer wieder lichte Momente. Doch letztlich prüft der Herr die Seinen: Er schickt ihnen Angela Merkel, eine ostdeutsche Protestantin.

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